crimson-11-delight-dustafterrain asked: Okay, I've given up watching the show, but everything on Tumblr is making me super curious...what's up with the time traveling baby?

nothingeverlost:

Cora had a baby before Regina (A gardener for prince Leopold’s family who she thought was a prince at the time was the father.) She abandoned it, and a tornado (possibly caused by the baby) took it to Oz.  Said baby grew up to be Zelena, who had magic from the start, went to the Wizard who showed her Regina.  Zelena went to Rum begging for lessons (this is about the time he was starting to teach Regina)  She was jealous of Regina (green with envy.)  Fast forward to now and she’s collected Charming’s courage, Regina’s heart and has Rum’s dagger to control him (and his brain.)  All she needs is Snow’s baby and apparently this will allow her to break the laws of time (that sounds rather Doctor Who) where she’s going to go back, make sure Eva dies, Leopold marries Cora and they raise Zelena in a castle as is her due.

…is there a reason it has to be Snow’s baby?

dwarrowdams:

Today, I realized something truly wonderful.

In my trip to France, I will be spending three days in Paris.

I can visit Shakespeare & Company.

I can gaze in awe at the books.

I can touch the books.

I can purchase the books.

I WANT TO GO SO BADLY

I can’t smoke because of my birth control, can’t eat too much sugar because of Weight Watchers, and can’t drink because I’m broke.

Guess I will have to go to Animal Kingdom and face the Yeti.

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There aren’t any tables open at my coffee shop and my phone is being a little asswipe. So…you know.

Rule number 1 of weight loss: If you promise yourself a reward, you have to follow through.

(In other words, I’m getting $30 lipstick.  And then writing about a hooker!)

So I think I’ve worked out the basics of Frozen!Rumbelle.  Now I just have to figure out where to start.

Getting closer.

And it’s back…

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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THIS IS SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING BECAUSE OPTION B IS TO WEAR A TANK TOP UNDER IT, BUT IT STILL LOOKS KINDA BAD OR OPTION C IS TO GET A SIZE BIGGER BUT THEN EVERYWHERE ELSE IS BAGGY AND IT’S JUST LIKE…UGH!

(via suspended-ina-sunbeam)

So that phone call I’ve been avoiding since October? Took 30 seconds, I didn’t have to talk to a real person, and I got new lipstick out of the deal.